Life with Dylan 101.
He was assigned a project in his Social Studies class to learn about China. His task was to bring in a Chinese artifact of some sort and explain about it to the class.
Me: "How did your Social Studies sharing go today? What did you take in for your Chinese artifact?"
Dylan: (whipping out a John Cena wrestling action figure). "This."
Me: (dumbfounded) What? Why?!! John Cena has NOTHING to do with China!!
Dylan (emphatically): "Yes he does, Mom! It says right here on his foot, 'Made In China'!"
Great. Can't wait to see the stellar grade we get on that one.
True and funny stories from the lighter side of raising my sons and daughter. As the Southern mama of this crew, I'm usually somewhere between "Bless your hearts!" and "Y'all act like you got some sense!" If we ever need to find our way home, we just follow the trail of red clay and glitter.
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This is A+mazing! The teacher will get a kick out of this one!
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