Lily talked me in to buying cupcakes at the store. When we got home, she asked if she could eat one. I said," Yes, but only one. I am making supper right now."
Later I looked on the counter and 2 1/2 cupcakes were GONE!
"Lily!" I shouted sternly from the kitchen. "Why is there MORE than one cupcake gone?!"
After a long pause, Lily calls out from the other room, "They evaporated."
Nice try, kid.
True and funny stories from the lighter side of raising my sons and daughter. As the Southern mama of this crew, I'm usually somewhere between "Bless your hearts!" and "Y'all act like you got some sense!" If we ever need to find our way home, we just follow the trail of red clay and glitter.
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Monday, March 27, 2017
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