True and funny stories from the lighter side of raising my sons and daughter. As the Southern mama of this crew, I'm usually somewhere between "Bless your hearts!" and "Y'all act like you got some sense!" If we ever need to find our way home, we just follow the trail of red clay and glitter.
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Sunday, July 16, 2017
Men vs. Women
Ahhh, yes ... ever since the dawn of time, men have a hard time communicating with women. Today, a little boy at the pool kept wanting to get Lily's attention and play with her in the water. His tactic? Hitting her with a beach ball in the head and getting right in her face and shouting over and over "LET'S PLAY DEAD BABY SHARK!" Needless to say, Lily went kicking away angrily in the OPPOSITE direction with her Mermaid Barbie and My Little Ponies screaming, "NO! I do NOT want to play dead baby shark!!!!" Sorry fella. Better luck next time!
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