True and funny stories from the lighter side of raising my sons and daughter. As the Southern mama of this crew, I'm usually somewhere between "Bless your hearts!" and "Y'all act like you got some sense!" If we ever need to find our way home, we just follow the trail of red clay and glitter.
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Saturday, October 14, 2017
You’re a Creep
I'm still cracking up at an awkward moment I had at the grocery store today! I was sort of lost in my own thoughts about what I was looking for in the store and a weird song was playing over the loud speaker (which is ALWAYS the case at Kroger, I must say ... don't get me started on being trapped in there with Dan Fogelburg ... ug!) ANYWAY, the radio singer was belting out, "Forget about that wedding band, tonight I want to be your man" to which I said out loud, "Wow, you're a creep!" Unfortunately the guy who I then noticed was standing right next to me in the frozen section did NOT know I was talking to the radio and gave me a very bad look as I scurried away as fast as I could!!!! Oops. I'm sure he's still wondering why I called him a big creep for looking at the frozen pizzas!
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