True and funny stories from the lighter side of raising my sons and daughter. As the Southern mama of this crew, I'm usually somewhere between "Bless your hearts!" and "Y'all act like you got some sense!" If we ever need to find our way home, we just follow the trail of red clay and glitter.
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Monday, February 19, 2018
Alaskan Bushmen
I am watching some show called Alaskan Bush Men and on this episode they are going to town to find girls at the "Grizzly Pizza" hangout. Their names are Bear and BamBam, to name a few of the five guys, and they just washed up to go "hunt women" (their words) with a plastic pitcher of rain water poured over their heads and a pocket knife to clean their nails. Poor Bear's pick up line with the "ladies" was "Who likes to climb trees?!" One asked for a girl's number but then remembered he didn't have a phone since they live on the ground in the forest. Oh dear. Surprisingly they didn't have a lot of success, and no woman wanted to come back home with them to their one room "trappershack" that they all five share with their elderly parents. Not sure why!!? :). In Alaska, there is one woman to every seven men, but as the saying goes, "The odds are good, but the goods are odd." Definitely.
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