True and funny stories from the lighter side of raising my sons and daughter. As the Southern mama of this crew, I'm usually somewhere between "Bless your hearts!" and "Y'all act like you got some sense!" If we ever need to find our way home, we just follow the trail of red clay and glitter.
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Saturday, April 14, 2018
Grass
(2014) Bran was recounting to me a recent dinner he had at an Italian restaurant. He said the waitress came and asked him if he wanted a Caesar salad or mixed greens. He said he knew he didn't like Caesar so he order the mixed greens, not really knowing what it was. He said in shock, "Mom, when they brought the salad, the leaves were ALL PURPLE!!!! And then I asked for ranch dressing and they said the dressing was already on it and I couldn't see ANYTHING. I felt like I was eating grass, like some cow, but I didn't want to say anything and seem rude." CRACKED me up!!!
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