True and funny stories from the lighter side of raising my sons and daughter. As the Southern mama of this crew, I'm usually somewhere between "Bless your hearts!" and "Y'all act like you got some sense!" If we ever need to find our way home, we just follow the trail of red clay and glitter.
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Friday, July 20, 2018
Security
Skeet and I have a joke because no matter where we travel, I ALWAYS get picked to get the extra airport security scans. ALWAYS. I must be very suspicious looking!! Hahahaaaa! Anyway, today, OF COURSE I got chosen for a "chemical wand" scan on my palms, waist, and shoes. That's me ... Always covered head to toe with bomb residue! And I ALWAYS make my bombs wearing lime green cardigan sweaters and rhinestone covered flip flops! Hahahaha! Really???
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