True and funny stories from the lighter side of raising my sons and daughter. As the Southern mama of this crew, I'm usually somewhere between "Bless your hearts!" and "Y'all act like you got some sense!" If we ever need to find our way home, we just follow the trail of red clay and glitter.
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Monday, September 3, 2018
Rainbow
(2010) A scary glimpse into the minds of seven year old boys: At the drugstore, I let Dylan pick out some candy. He picked out this HUGE multicolored lollipop, of course. He said, "Mom, I bet I'll be the first person EVER to be able to eat all this at once." I replied,"If you do, you'll get sick." He thought a moment and replied cheerfully, "Well, if I throw up, at least it will be rainbow!" UG!!
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