True and funny stories from the lighter side of raising my sons and daughter. As the Southern mama of this crew, I'm usually somewhere between "Bless your hearts!" and "Y'all act like you got some sense!" If we ever need to find our way home, we just follow the trail of red clay and glitter.
Followers
Monday, June 17, 2019
Bidocals
Well everyone .... It has begun. My descent into the golden years. After a visit to the eye doctor today, I am the proud new owner of ....BIFOCALS!!! What???!!!!! How did this happen?? Well, at least my new lenses have NO lines and my new frames have lots of sparkly rhinestones! May as well "bling out" those golden years as much as possible and enjoy the ride!
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
-
Lily informed me that she will NEVER kiss anyone NOT in our family because if you go on a date, it's a complete stranger and he could ha...
-
Having a mom for a teacher often means drinking "Dr Thunder" instead of "Dr Pepper", eating "Whales" instead ...
No comments:
Post a Comment