Winnie the Pooh

Tonight we went out to dinner with Mom and Dad and the 20-something waitress at the restaurant noticed I was wearing Tigger and Pooh earrings from school today. She started telling me about how Winnie the Pooh was her favorite character and about her favorite parts of all the Pooh movies she had seen in the past, including quoting some lines from the movies for us. She said that whenever she is eating something she really likes, she always does a dance just like Pooh bear does, and she showed us the dance. She then proceeded to tell us that her husband was an electrician and a chef and he cooked really great meals for her every night. I commented about how awesome that was to have such a great husband, to which her next comment was, “Yeah, and he eats a lot and wears no pants.” I sat there staring awkwardly at her for a few moments, truly at a loss for a response, thinking that might be a bit TOO much information to share about her husband. I think I weakly muttered, “Wow ... cool.”  After she walked away, it dawned on me that she had switched back to talking about Winnie the Pooh with the “eating a lot” and “no pants”… not her husband! 😂😂😂 Thank goodness!! Guess I was either too old or too tired to follow the conversation!