(2018) Lily and I were at Kroger yesterday, and I was buying some egg salad at the deli. I said to Lily that I hoped it didn’t have relish in it because I don’t like relish.
Lily: What’s relish?
Me: It’s sort of like chopped up pickles. I don’t like it.
Lily: Oh! It’s what Papaw puts on his hot dogs!
Me: Yes!
Lily: No, I don’t like relish. And I don’t like hot dogs either!
Me: You don’t like hot dogs??
Lily: No. Well ... I guess if it was the Great Depression I’d eat one, but otherwise no.
😂😂😂😂 Ok! Good to know we have our Great Depression plan in place!!
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Wednesday, July 29, 2020
Floor
(2017) Life with Brandon Taylor 101: if your mom piles all the clothes, socks, hats, food wrappers, and Gatorade bottles from your floor to your bed, don't do something ridiculous like put it all away. Just sleep on a tiny open space on the floor instead. 🙄 #collegestudentlogic
Super Old
Bran was telling me tonight about some car show he had been watching on TV and he said, "Cool, Mom, they totally remodeled this REALLY SUPER, SUPER OLD, OLD CAR so it looks good now ... it was some car made in the 1970s!" Um .. thanks, Bran.
Cleaners
Embarrassing moment of the day: I took some clothes from our trip to the dry cleaners and obviously had not done a good job of sorting out the clothes in my suitcase when we got back. Point in case: after I dropped off the clothes to be cleaned, the nice, Indian dry cleaner man chased me down in the parking lot to return a pair of my underwear and a bra I had mixed in with the dry cleaning. Nice.
Thursday, July 16, 2020
Communication
(2013)
Ahhh, yes ... ever since the dawn of time, men have a hard time communicating with women. Today, a little boy at the pool kept wanting to get Lily's attention and play with her in the water. His tactic? Hitting her with a beach ball in the head and getting right in her face and shouting over and over "LET'S PLAY DEAD BABY SHARK!" Needless to say, Lily went kicking away angrily in the OPPOSITE direction with her Mermaid Barbie and My Little Ponies screaming, "NO! I do NOT want to play dead baby shark!!!!" Sorry fella. Better luck next time!
Ahhh, yes ... ever since the dawn of time, men have a hard time communicating with women. Today, a little boy at the pool kept wanting to get Lily's attention and play with her in the water. His tactic? Hitting her with a beach ball in the head and getting right in her face and shouting over and over "LET'S PLAY DEAD BABY SHARK!" Needless to say, Lily went kicking away angrily in the OPPOSITE direction with her Mermaid Barbie and My Little Ponies screaming, "NO! I do NOT want to play dead baby shark!!!!" Sorry fella. Better luck next time!
Twins
(2013) Just told Dylan that the panda at the zoo had twins! "Aren't ALL pandas pretty much twins?" he asked. Good point.
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