There was some big bug in the Lily's room and being the HERO that I am, I went upstairs with my Raid Can and sprayed it for like five minutes (never can be too careful!). Anyway Dylan and Lily came running downstairs again and said the bug was still moving. "How is that possible?!" I shouted. "I sprayed about half a can of Raid on it!" When I went back upstairs, I realized that I had NOT sprayed the BUG, I had sprayed a black KEN DOLL SHOE that was on the carpet instead!! I'm getting old... apparently I need my reading glasses these days even to exterminate.
True and funny stories from the lighter side of raising my sons and daughter. As the Southern mama of this crew, I'm usually somewhere between "Bless your hearts!" and "Y'all act like you got some sense!" If we ever need to find our way home, we just follow the trail of red clay and glitter.
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Saturday, October 16, 2021
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