Golf

 (2020) Conversations I had with Skeet on the golf course today… He’s such a lucky man to have me by his side!! 😂😂😂 Wonder if he’ll invite me again soon? 

“It’s humid out here”

“Uh oh. I hope you brought a lot of balls.”

“That lake is like a putt putt trap.”

“I’m going to watch from the shade.”

“Aww! Look at that cute dog!”

“I am going to look this tree up on plant app ...”

“I need a drink.”

“Somebody left tees everywhere.”

“They need to empty the trash out here.”

“Why are you using that club?”

“I’m sweating.”

“The woods are lovely, dark, and deep...”

“Woah! Look where this ball is. Somebody did terrible.”

“ I wonder who designs the shape of the sand traps.”

“Don’t get poison ivy getting your ball.”

“Two roads diverged in a yellow wood...”

“Maybe you should’ve brought your glasses.”

“What’s with all the ant hills?”

“Hold on. My tennis shoe hurts.”

“This is a no judgement zone.”

“That dude must be burning up in that long sleeve shirt.”

“Oops. It’s ok. Try again.”

“Look at all the dandelions!”

“Wow. We look super white in these shorts. We need a tan.”

“Are there fish in this lake? I just saw bubbles!”

“Don’t hit that guy over there.”

“They should make golf balls out of stuff that fish can eat for when they go in the lake.”

“Should I stop keeping score?”