(2014) We went to our favorite Chinese restaurant tonight and when it came time to read the fortune cookies, we had a hilarious faux pas! Lily asked to read Skeet's fortune out loud to all of us and, without any help, proceeded to read, "You will have good-looking personal affairs." WHAT?!!! Skeet was LOVING that fortune, until I snatched it and said, "Sorry mister. It actually says, 'You will have good LUCK in your personal affairs!" Oops ... letting a first grader read your fortune may alter your fate quite a bit, apparently!!
True and funny stories from the lighter side of raising my sons and daughter. As the Southern mama of this crew, I'm usually somewhere between "Bless your hearts!" and "Y'all act like you got some sense!" If we ever need to find our way home, we just follow the trail of red clay and glitter.
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