True and funny stories from the lighter side of raising my sons and daughter. As the Southern mama of this crew, I'm usually somewhere between "Bless your hearts!" and "Y'all act like you got some sense!" If we ever need to find our way home, we just follow the trail of red clay and glitter.
Followers
Saturday, August 31, 2019
Prodigy
(2014) Had NO IDEA that I was raising a child prodigy. I was getting my nails done yesterday and Lily picked out a color that I actually loved, so I decided I'd use it. In complete seriousness she said, "Well, I AM sort of a genius about nail polish." WOW! Didn't realize I had birthed the Albert Einstein of the nail color world! Good to know!
Friday, August 30, 2019
Rabbit Hole
(2012) I love the imagination of 4 year olds ... I was laying with Lily Claire last night in her bed while she fell asleep and she said, "Mama, let's pretend that you are the mommy bunny and I am the baby bunny and we are down in our little rabbit hole underground." So we did! We had a lot of fun in that little rabbit hole together!
Take a Gun
I am watching a cute movie made in 1968 starring James Garner and Debbie Reynolds. They have a teenage son who wants to bum around Europe all summer and the kid just said, "Dad, I will be fine going by myself because I believe that all around the world love and trust protects us all." The dad replies, "I've been all around the world ... Take a gun." Cracked me up!!! Sounds like a conversation that would happen in my house!!!!!
Cure
Tried and true cure for a long day ... make your hair a little blonder, paint your nails a little pinker, purchase a jumbo sized chocolate truffle DQ Blizzard, bathe yourself in puppy kisses, and watch several cheesy episodes of The Love Boat in your old flannel PJs. Yep, feeling better already. ❤️❤️
Wednesday, August 28, 2019
Softball
(2011) My 13 year old son and his buddies are suddenly interested in going to watch the 8th grade girls' softball games up at the high school ... hmmmm ... wonder why?! LOL!
Grammie’s Baby
(2011) Lily tripped and hurt her knee, then very adamantly informed me, "Mama, you have to cuddle Grammie's baby when she's hurt!" Three guesses WHO "Grammie's baby" is? Yes, of course, Lily Claire!
Badge
(2014) Lily went to Sunbeams this week and loved BOTH! She is super excited that she will be working on a Space and Stars badge and a First Aid Badge, among others. I tried to convince her that there were so really AWESOME lesser known badges, like the Skunk Badge for girls that never took a bath, a Beard Badge for girls who grow a really long beard before camp, a Poison Ivy badge, and a Longest Toenails badge ... but for some reason she wouldn't believe me!!! (Though she was laughing out loud from the back seat of the car!)
Tuesday, August 27, 2019
Santa Claus
(2010) Lily Claire was playing with my cell phone (which was turned off) and I asked her who she was "talking" to. She happily answered "Santa Claus". A few moments later she slammed the phone down and said, "I hang up because Santa Claus was being mean to me!" That's a two year old for you!!!
Lifetime
So I've decided I'm much more of a Hallmark Channel girl than Lifetime. Lifetime movies always make me feel creepy and are either scary or depressing, though it's supposed to be a channel that most women love! I'll stick with the somewhat cheesy, sentimental, feel good Hallmark movies any day! Guess I'll go watch "Operation Cupcake" now rather than "My Teenage Babysitter's Secret Life As An Alcoholic Axe Murderer Who Seduced My Husband's Brother Who Has a Chronic Illness."
Monday, August 26, 2019
Skippy
(2012)
Dylan, Dylan, Dylan... I don't know where he comes up with half the things he does or says ... you just NEVER know what is next. Today at school, his teachers told me that in all seriousness, he has asked all of them to call him by 'the nickname that his entire family calls him' ... "Skippy." SKIPPY?? I, nor ANYONE in our entire family, has EVER called Dylan "Skippy"!!!!!! What on earth?!! He could have at least chosen something a tad less nerdy!! :)
Dylan, Dylan, Dylan... I don't know where he comes up with half the things he does or says ... you just NEVER know what is next. Today at school, his teachers told me that in all seriousness, he has asked all of them to call him by 'the nickname that his entire family calls him' ... "Skippy." SKIPPY?? I, nor ANYONE in our entire family, has EVER called Dylan "Skippy"!!!!!! What on earth?!! He could have at least chosen something a tad less nerdy!! :)
Sunday, August 25, 2019
Bamboozled
(2014) I think I'm being bamboozled ... Lily crawled in my bed tonight and said, "See how much I love you, Mama, that I want to sleep in here with you, rather than all alone in my own room?" Of course, after looking at her little face, it worked.
Tattoo
Hilarious teacher moment today ... My skirt today had a slit on the side and one of my 4th grade girls saw the unsightly veins on the side of my calf and said, "COOL TATTOO, MRS. TAYLOR!" Nice. I am now WAY cooler than I thought I was! Hahaaaaaaa!!!!
Loaf
Ummm.... Dylan just informed me that we need a new "loaf" of toilet paper in his bathroom. Boys crack me up!
Charcoal
After a long week, I decided I looked like I’d been run over by a truck, so I decided I'd indulge in a little self repair, including coloring my hair (NOT that I have any gray to cover or anything), taking a hot shower, and trying out this new charcoal face mask product that's supposed to make your skin really clean and soft. I'm doing my thing upstairs and had been settled into our bedroom recliner chair for about 20 minutes, looking quite lovely I might add, in my old robe, glasses, hair coloring goop, and a super thick layer of black charcoal mask drying on my face that's supposed to gently peel off when ready. Now those of you who know my husband, Skeet, know he is a man of few words. For 28 years he has quietly and patiently put up with all my ideas and antics and shenanigans with school and with the kids, etc, with nothing more than maybe a quiet look of bewilderment or silent resignation. Tonight, however, he walked into our room and took one look at me and stopped dead in his tracks. "WHAT is THAT?!!" he asked SUPER loud, looking at my charcoal face. Well, of course, this got me tickled, and when I starting laughing, the whole dried mask cracked and fell off, which I think threw Skeet into further shock!!! So much for trying to have a beauty spa night in peace around HERE!!! 😂😂😂
Cheese Fries
Being the non-sport person that I am, I may not have ever really WATCHED any of the kids’ football or baseball games in the past 15 years, but I’ve been a world champ at eating concession-stand cheese fries. Pretty proud of that long standing commitment to my children.
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