True and funny stories from the lighter side of raising my sons and daughter. As the Southern mama of this crew, I'm usually somewhere between "Bless your hearts!" and "Y'all act like you got some sense!" If we ever need to find our way home, we just follow the trail of red clay and glitter.
Followers
Tuesday, October 22, 2019
Dress
(2010) I have a sweet hubby ... You know I've been searching for a formal dress this week and I was bemoaning the fact that I'd tried on a dress I had ordered and it looked HORRIBLE when I actually put it on. I texted Skeet dramatically, "UG! My new dress looks super horrible on me and now I hate myself!!!" He instantly texted back, "Must be something wrong with the dress." Made my day!
Thursday, October 17, 2019
Fathers
(2016) A father's love ... Bran called home around 8 PM and said,"Mom, I'm as sick as I can ever remember. My head and chest and eyes are hurting so bad and I can't stop coughing." My next words, "Come home. You need to sleep and go to the doctor in the morning." Bran replied miserably, "I don't think I can drive home feeling this bad, and I don't have any cough medicine left. What should I do, Mom?" Without batting an eye, Skeet said, "Tell him I'm on my way." An hour and a half drive one way at night to EC after a long day at work ... but not a moments hesitation. I love how much Skeet loves us and shows it in a million little ways every day. And I'm so relieved Bran will be home soon to get well. I wouldn't have slept so well tonight otherwise!❤️
Tuesday, October 15, 2019
Vacations
(2013) I think Lily has been misunderstanding all these weeks when I tell her that Skeet is out of town. He's gone on business trips a few days of each week, but today in the car Lily asked me, "Why does Daddy take so much vacations?!" Cracked me up!!!
Lovely
(2016) Guess Lily was giving me a hint that I've been cleaning the house too long today in my raggy PJs with my hair a wreck when she said in a very sweet voice, "Mom, are you going to get dressed soon? You always look lovely when you're not in pajamas." Hahahaaa!
Saturday, October 12, 2019
Terrorized
(2010) Lily was singing real sweetly to her baby doll tonight ... "Rock A Bye Baby, the tree falls, bye Mr. Baby, when the tree falls." I think her babydoll may be too terrorized to go to sleep after that rendition!
Purgatory
(2014) I'm pretty sure there is a level of Dante's purgatory called "Doing book reports with Middle School boys." Shoot me now.
Friday, October 11, 2019
Chick Fil A
(2012) The boys are all at the BHS football game and Lily wanted me to take her to Chick Fil A. When we got there she wanted to stay and play on the playground but I had just planned to go through the drive thru. I told her, "Lily, I didn't bring my Kindle or any book to read while you play! I won't have anything to do!" She thought a minute and suggested, "Well, you could sing a little song and play with my pink Webkinz beaver." Hmmmm .... I'd like to see the looks I'd get in Chick Fil A if I were to sit alone in a booth and do that!
Thursday, October 10, 2019
Rest in Peace
I was doing some yard work today and found this buried in the yard. It was a grave marker Lily made several years ago when a little chipmunk had died in our lawn, and Skeet buried it. She gave it a beautiful “service” that day then made this notecard to say “rest in peace little chipmunk Dave.” Truly made me smile today and gave me a good laugh! Oh, that girl of mine!!! 😂😂😂
Grits
(2011) I have succeeded in raising my kids as true Southerners! I told Lily I was going to go order pizza for supper and she said, "No, Mom, let's order grits!" That's my girl!
Wild man
(2012) Poor Papaw dropped both boys off at our house today afterschool and got roped into watching "The Call of the Wildman" with us! That show CRACKS me up ... Papaw had never had seen it and he was cracking up, too!!! The Turtleman will get sprayed by 20 skunks in someone's basement then they pay him with an old piece of leftover lumber or something! I have to admit, the Turtleman is pretty creative with his traps and inventions!
Precious
(2013) I love five year olds. I showed Lily an online picture of the baby panda cubs from the Atlanta zoo and she stood by the computer petting them (on the screen) and talking to them in a soft, high, sweet voice for about five minutes. Precious. Wish she could stay little forever.
Evaporation
(2014) I am amazed at the apparent rapid rate of tater tot evaporation ... Anytime I send Brandon Taylor to Sonic to get some for me, half the pack is somehow gone by the time it gets home to me!!!!! Hmmmmmm...... :)
Math
(2017) Lily complaining while doing a page of math out of her math book tonight ...
“What is WRONG with this McGrawHill person?! Does he just WANT us to be bored??!!” I’m cracking up!!! 😂😂😂
“What is WRONG with this McGrawHill person?! Does he just WANT us to be bored??!!” I’m cracking up!!! 😂😂😂
Tuesday, October 8, 2019
Glitter Glue
(2013) Lily is laughing so hard she can hardly stand it .... she needed me to open a glitter glue pen for her and I couldn't get it open, so I squeezed it, thinking it might have a hole in the top where the glue came out. Of course it did NOT, and the lid popped off real loud and flew off, and the glitter glue splatter all over my face and hands! We both just sat there stunned for a minute, then Lily Claire died laughing! Yep ... she's my child!
Monday, October 7, 2019
Four
(2012) I love that even in this "high-tech" age, little ones are still pretty simple folks. Lily spent today drawing chalk pictures on the sidewalk, playing hopscotch, building with blocks, playing with Mr. Potato Head, rocking her baby dolls, coloring in a coloring book, playing in a sandbox, collecting acorns, catching falling leaves, and planting flowers in a flower pot. Nothing sophisticated or complicated ... just simple, old-fashioned fun. She had a blast... I wish she could stay four years old forever!
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