True and funny stories from the lighter side of raising my sons and daughter. As the Southern mama of this crew, I'm usually somewhere between "Bless your hearts!" and "Y'all act like you got some sense!" If we ever need to find our way home, we just follow the trail of red clay and glitter.
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Wednesday, December 6, 2017
Squirrel Breath
(2014) Only Dylan! He told us this evening that he wants to quit his basketball team. Of course we said NO and gave him a big speech about making commitments and keeping them and not letting your team down, etc. We finally asked WHY he wanted to quit, thinking it was because he thought his team wasn't good or because he wanted to stay home and play video games or something. His exact words for wanting to quit were ... "Because the coach’s breath smells like a squirrel." What?!!! How does he even know what a squirrel smellls like?!!! Dylan definitely keeps life interesting around here!!!
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