True and funny stories from the lighter side of raising my sons and daughter. As the Southern mama of this crew, I'm usually somewhere between "Bless your hearts!" and "Y'all act like you got some sense!" If we ever need to find our way home, we just follow the trail of red clay and glitter.
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Saturday, May 25, 2019
Woman Code
Ok, really?! We went out for lunch today and a lady stopped to admire some jewelry I was wearing. As I am about to say "thank you" for her nice compliment, Skeet Taylor shouts out, "It's not real." Seriously??? Woman code 101 has just been seriously breeched. Why don't you go ahead and tell the whole place that I have fake highlights in my hair from a drugstore box and my glowing complexion comes from a tube and that it's not my real figure because I have on a tummy control shaper under my dress?! Any man in his right mind should know you DO NOT spill the time honored "woman" secrets! Honestly. Men are from another planet. 😂😂👽
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