(2014) A little theology with Lily on the ride home today ... her questions ...
Does God ever spill anything?
If God gets thirsty and has to go get a drink, is He still watching you?
Are there roller skates in heaven?
Does Jesus eat steak?
Hmmmm ... good questions! I think my answers were no, yes, yes, and yes. I mean, is it really heaven without steak and roller skaters?? I think not!
(2014) Bran has a movie date tonight with a very sweet girl from school. A glimpse into a mother/teenage son conversation in the car today ...
Me: What time is the movie?
Bran: Seven. Can we pick her up in my truck?
Me: Sure. Do you have money?
Bran: A little but did you know it's SIXTEEN DOLLARS for popcorn and stuff??!!!!
Me: I'll buy the tickets so you can buy her some popcorn ...
Me again: and be sure and take a shower before you go ...
Me again: AND put on deodorant ....
Me again: and fix your hair so it won't look weird from your baseball hat ...
Bran: (giving me bad looks more frequently now)
Me again: and don't wear a tank top ,,,
Bran: (wishing he could jump out of the moving vehicle he's stuck in with me) ...
Me again: and ..
Bran: (with great disdain and eye rolling) MOM!! Ok!!!!! I'm good!!!! Duh!! I'm not going to wear a TANK TOP!!!!!!!
Me: I just had to check to make sure that wasn't in your realm of possibility.
Bran: Defeated sigh.
The moral of this tale: All women of the free world should forever be grateful to the mothers of malekind that they have money to pay for popcorn, they do not stink or have smashed up hat hair, and they do NOT show up in raggedy Bob Marley tank tops on said dates. You are welcome.
(2013) Remember that I mentioned that it is 102 degrees here in Myrtle Beach? I just discovered that Lily left a half eaten Hershey bar in the back seat of my car two days ago ....
Robert Skeet Taylor and I got frozen yogurt at a place that had over 40 toppings ... and Skeet got NONE! Just plain chocolate yogurt. HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?!!! I had mini M&Ms, kit kat pieces, rainbow sprinkles, mini Reese's, Oreo bits, Heath bar crumbles, AND a blue gummi bear on MY yogurt!!! Skeet calls himself a "purist" ... I call him WEIRD!!
(2013) Dylan and Lily are going to watch a Lego Batman movie and they want me to get out the air mattress for them to lay on while they watch. Lil just came running into my room and said, "Mom! We need to get the air mattress all bloated up!"
(2013) I am definitely raising a Southern girl! I just asked Lily Claire what she wanted for a snack and she answered, "Yo-Grits", which is what she thought was the name for "yogurt." Love it!
(2013) I am cracking up at Brandon because he is OUTRAGED that ESPN is showing some international spelling bee instead of baseball. A cruel twist of fate for a 15 year old boy stuck at home this evening! Hahahahaha!!!
(2013) Lily was describing Robert Skeet Taylor at lunch: "a person with black white gray hair, wrinkly forehead, hairy arms, and a scratchy face." WHAT A HUNK!! I am laughing soooo hard!!! 😂😂😂
Seriously considering burning all the dirty laundry in a bonfire in the backyard rathering than doing it all today! No one would notice a twenty foot burning pile of cloth in my backyard, would they?!!!
(2013) Lily just asked me if she could have a JEWEL-BALL. ???? Finally realized she was trying to say GERBIL! I think the Jewel-Ball is a better option.
(2013) So I delievered some news to Lily Claire last night that was followed by ten minutes of uproarious squealing, jumping, twirling, and clapping with delight. Did I tell her we had won the lottery?! No. Did I tell her we were going to Disney World?! No. Did I tell her she could wear pink lipstick to her ballet recital tonight? Yes! It was a major lipstick celebration at our house. :)
I signed up for this site called "Bandsintown" that tracks when music groups that you like are going to be in town doing concerts. It automatically gets information from your Itunes playlists and puts those artists in a tracking system for you. It then gave me some suggestions for some other groups I might want to see in concert based on my current favorites. I had to crack up when it suggested that I be notified when GENE KELLY was coming in concert! That concert would be quite a marvel since he DIED in 1996!! I DEFINITELY want to know about THAT concert so I can be the first to get tickets!
(2016) ONLY for her 16 year old son would a true Southern woman ever be caught dead ordering something at Wendys called a TRIPLE BACON-ATOR BURGER with extra bacon, gynormous supersized fries, and enough sweet tea to fill a bathtub! Even the lady at the counter was laughing as I stood there ALONE in my pink sweater and pearls ordering that monstrosity!!! I must have said "It's for my son" eighteen times!!!! Next time he's getting a side salad and a diet coke.
(2019) Lily was using some of Skeet’s handheld weights this evening. After about ten minutes of pumping the weights up and down, she informed me that her arms were now very “musculent.” 😂😂😂