(2019) Lily was using some of Skeet’s handheld weights this evening. After about ten minutes of pumping the weights up and down, she informed me that her arms were now very “musculent.” 😂😂😂
True and funny stories from the lighter side of raising my sons and daughter. As the Southern mama of this crew, I'm usually somewhere between "Bless your hearts!" and "Y'all act like you got some sense!" If we ever need to find our way home, we just follow the trail of red clay and glitter.
Followers
Wednesday, May 4, 2022
Sunday, May 1, 2022
Cough
(2012) Lily kept coughing tonight so I told her I needed to give her some cough medicine. She thought a minute and said, "No Mom, I need some NOT cough medicine." Good point, actually!!!
Friday, April 29, 2022
Eyebrows
You might teach third graders if ...You can’t find the Scotch tape on your desk and two of your little girls pipe up and say, “Oh we have it, Mrs. Taylor. We were just using it to wax our eyebrows!” Really?! 😂😂😂 #neveradullmoment
Sunday, April 24, 2022
Broadway
(2014) PROUD PROUD parent moment ... Dylan has a part in the 5th grade school musical. He is CAMPER ITCH-ALOT and apparently he has to "scratch alot". His one line is, "The mosquitoes are eating me alive!" Watch out BROADWAY ... I'm sure he will be discovered with this amazing break-out role!!
Baby Book
(2013) I pulled out Brandon's baby book of pictures to show him tonight and Lily rushed over and said, "Ooooo ... I want to look at Bran's remem-bories"!
Saturday, April 23, 2022
Skeleton
(2011) Life with Dylan: This morning we were talking about Easter and I said, "Jesus died for us then rose from the grave three days later!" Dylan: "Cool! So Jesus is a skeleton now?" Sigh. "No Dyl, Jesus is not a skeleton!"
Sweetest
(2015) I have the sweetest husband in the world ... he's worked all day then helped with the Varsity team dinner then coached Dylan's baseball game until 10:00, and now he's stopping at the store to buy 60 Popsicles for my students tomorrow because I forgot to get them on the way home. He comes through for me every single day, even when he's super tired.
Thursday, April 21, 2022
Book
(2011) I gave Lily a new Berenstain Bears book this morning and she gasped real big and said, "Wow! This is my most favoritest book I never seen!"
Wednesday, April 20, 2022
NeHi & Boiled Peanuts
Nehi Peach and boiled peanuts. ♥️♥️ Takes me back to our dating days when Skeet and I stopped along the roadside in the mountains to buy boiled peanuts. He told me I was the only girl he’d ever met who liked boiled peanuts, and I told him he obviously hadn’t been meeting the right girls! 😂 Pretty sure those boiled peanuts are how this Georgia girl captured the heart of one very handsome Georgia boy. ❤️
Tuesday, April 19, 2022
Ragamuffin
(2011) Whenever Lily Claire has been outside playing and she looks a mess, I tell her she looks like a little "rag-a-muffin." Today she had a checkup at the doctor and I told her we needed to brush her hair, to which she replie, "Why? Am I a "mag -a -ruffin?"
Literature
(2016) Helping Bran with a paper for his British Lit class tonight that is about how the Victorian ideals of the time were portrayed in Dickens' Oliver Twist and how he used the novel to attack the Poor Laws of the time, etc. I am all enthused and loving every second of it and remembering how much I LOVE everything about this time period and topic. Meanwhile, Bran is miserable writing this paper and says to me,"Seriously ... This is completely useless and and no normal person cares about a bunch of poems that make no sense and all these long, confusing stories ....What kind of weird person would go to college and get a whole degree in this stuff!!?" Long awkward pause. "Um. That would be me, son." Nice backpedalling, Bran. Yes, he is definitely his father's son.
Saturday, April 16, 2022
Best Friend
(2010) Lily Claire's teacher told me today that her little two year old classmates were on the floor at circle time and each child in the class was telling about his/her "best friend." The other kids were naming children in the class as their best friends, but when they got to Lily Claire and asked her who was her best friend, she said "Mama" ... you KNOW I loved that!!!!!!
13
(2011)Brandon had a GREAT 13th birthday, though I think he fully expected to wake up on that day with a full mustache and a drivers license. Sorry buddy ... Give it a few more years!
Thursday, April 14, 2022
Cow
(2015) Bran was recounting to me a recent dinner he had at an Italian restaurant. He said the waitress came and asked him if he wanted a Caesar salad or mixed greens. He said he knew he didn't like Caesar so he order the mixed greens, not really knowing what it was. He said in shock, "Mom, when they brought the salad, the leaves were ALL PURPLE!!!! And then I asked for ranch dressing and they said the dressing was already on it and I couldn't see ANYTHING. I felt like I was eating grass, like some cow, but I didn't want to say anything and seem rude." CRACKED me up!!!
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Lily informed me that she will NEVER kiss anyone NOT in our family because if you go on a date, it's a complete stranger and he could ha...
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Having a mom for a teacher often means drinking "Dr Thunder" instead of "Dr Pepper", eating "Whales" instead ...