True and funny stories from the lighter side of raising my sons and daughter. As the Southern mama of this crew, I'm usually somewhere between "Bless your hearts!" and "Y'all act like you got some sense!" If we ever need to find our way home, we just follow the trail of red clay and glitter.
(2023) While Lily is putting away her Christmas decorations in her room, I say: Why don’t you make a New Year’s resolution to be more organized this year in your room?
Lily: No, I already have a New Year’s resolution.
Me: (impressed)That’s great! What is it?
Lily: To find a better mascara.
😑😑😑 Really?!
Life with a 14 year old girl!!! 😂😂😂😂
(2018) Life with a 15 year old son .... Skeet and I leaping out of bed at 1 AM to the fire alarm screaming and the smell of smoke. Run downstairs to see Dylan standing guiltily over a smoking pan of burned scrambled eggs. Without blinking an eye he says, “Buddy did it.” Nice try!! I told him that the next time he needs a middle of the night snack, it should be a PBJ.
(2012) The boys have been picking on their poor baby sister tonight ... she decided her new name is "Fluffy" but they keep "forgetting" to call her that and are calling her "Gaylord" and "Achmed" and "Red Hot Joe" and a host of other names that are making her VERY mad!!! I hate to say it, but I'm cracking up! "Fluffy", however, is NOT laughing!
(2016) Voted!! Took 5 minutes! Lily loved watching me click the choices, but made me laugh when the vote for the Commissioner of Soil came up. She whispered to me, "Why do we need to vote for a farmer?"
(2011) There are some sad boys at my house tonight ... they lost the championship game 12-0. What to do? I'm baking them some cookies, which is the "mom" cure for all life's disappointments.
(2011) I am losing my mind! Lily Claire has rung the doorbell about 1000 times now and keeps screaming "Trick or Treat!" She's not quite understanding that today is NOT Halloween!!!! AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
(2011) Lily had to sit in time out for hitting her brother. I told her not come back in our room until she could be nice and BEHAVE. When she came back in the room a little while later she said, "Sorry, Mama ... I'm 'being hay-ved' now."
(2014) We went to our favorite Chinese restaurant tonight and when it came time to read the fortune cookies, we had a hilarious faux pas! Lily asked to read Skeet's fortune out loud to all of us and, without any help, proceeded to read, "You will have good-looking personal affairs." WHAT?!!! Skeet was LOVING that fortune, until I snatched it and said, "Sorry mister. It actually says, 'You will have good LUCK in your personal affairs!" Oops ... letting a first grader read your fortune may alter your fate quite a bit, apparently!!
(2014) News flash for the family ... Lilly Claire informed me that she has changed her name to "Fluffy Belle." Just FYI!
(2014) Sooooo much work ahead of me to make Bran into decent husband material one day ... case in point: Tonight I walk into his room with all this highlighting product goop in my hair, my head covered with a huge plastic bag, moisturizer cream on my face, my pink robe on, and my black glasses. My husband is smart enough not to comment (years of training). My teenage son, however, says, "What the heck, Mom?! Is that your Halloween costume?!!!" Yes, I did swat him! :) Brandon Taylor
(2018) Today I was sitting outside on a bench at recess and had my ankles crossed. One of my students was talking to me and then looked down at my ankle and said, Oh no, Mrs. Taylor, what happened?!” She had seen an unsightly spider vein on my leg and thought I had been injured. “Oh it’s nothing,” I said, “It’s OK. I’m not hurt or anything.” Another student who was standing nearby overhearing the conversation rushed over to reassure me. “Don’t worry, Mrs Taylor! That just happens because of oldness.” Wow. I felt much better thanks to that encouraging diagnosis! 😂😂😂😂
(2013) I think Lily has been misunderstanding all these weeks when I tell her that Skeet is out of town. He's gone on business trips a few days of each week, but today in the car Lily asked me, "Why does Daddy take so much vacations?!" Cracked me up!!!
(2016) Guess Lily was giving me a hint that I've been cleaning the house too long today in my raggy PJs with my hair a wreck when she said in a very sweet voice, "Mom, are you going to get dressed soon? You always look lovely when you're not in pajamas."
(2014) I'm pretty sure there is a level of Dante's purgatory called "Doing book reports with Middle School boys." Shoot me now.
(2011)Lily was singing real sweetly to her baby doll tonight ... "Rock A Bye Baby, the tree falls, bye Mr. Baby, when the tree falls." I think her babydoll may be too terrorized to go to sleep after that rendition!