True and funny stories from the lighter side of raising my sons and daughter. As the Southern mama of this crew, I'm usually somewhere between "Bless your hearts!" and "Y'all act like you got some sense!" If we ever need to find our way home, we just follow the trail of red clay and glitter.
Followers
Saturday, September 30, 2017
Grown man
Was stopped at the grocery store tonight by a GROWN MAN WITH TWO CHILDREN who said, "Mrs. Taylor! Do you remember me? You were my 5th grade teacher!" AAAHHHHH!!! I obviously was five years old when I was his teacher!!!!
No-No
(2015) I am laughing sooo hard! There is a commercial on for that hair removal product called the "No No" and Lily said in all seriousness, "Daddy needs that." She can never understand why the guys have hair on their chests and legs and refers to it as their "fur." Guess the "No No" would take care of their unfortunate "fur" problems!!! I cannot stop laughing!!
Love, Mom
There is one very happy 18 year old college student in Franklin Springs, GA tonight. I got a call around 9 PM from Bran ..."Mom, we just finished baseball practice and I am starving, but the school cafeteria is closed, no one delivers here, and I have no money." About 10 minutes later after making a phone call, I sent him a text ... "Go to the Pizza Hut at Franklin Springs Circle. There is a large pizza and a 2 liter drink waiting for you in your name. It's paid for. Love you, Mom". Took him a half second to text back, "ON MY WAY!!!" He may be 18, but it still makes this mom's heart happy to take care of her boy. I don't get that chance too often anymore! ❤️
Thursday, September 28, 2017
ITunes
(2010) Things you hear yourself saying to a 7th grader supposedly doing his homework at the computer .... "Since when can you research biomes on Itunes?"
Clean Sheets
(2014) Lily and I were snuggling in the bed together and I said, "Doesn't your bed feel the best when it has these soft, clean sheets on it?" She put her little arms around my neck and said, "My bed feels the best when you're in it, Mama." Nothing better than being loved by a little girl.
Tuesday, September 26, 2017
Thugs
Cracked up at the bookstore today ... there was seriously a book on the shelf called "THUGS ...and the women who love them." Hope I won't need to buy that book any time soon! I think I'll stick with Pride & Prejudice.
Monday, September 25, 2017
Yes
(From 2011) Dylan was in the room while I was watching "Say Yes to the Dress Atlanta" and this bride's grandma kept saying no very emphatically to every dress the girl put on. Dylan got mad and said, "Grandmas aren't supposed to act like that. They are supposed to say "yes" ... to EVERYTHING!"
Lizard
Of course. Skeet is put of town, Bran isn't here and now there is a lizard in the kitchen. I just threw a box on it and now must go get the neighbor kid who likes them to come get it. I don't need those kind of stress!!!!!!! 😂😂🐍🐍
Saturday, September 23, 2017
Hair
(From 2014) Lily got to choose an item from the dollar store for filling her "teeth brushing" chart for two weeks, so she chose this GORGEOUS fake long hair! She said, "EVERYONE, except God, will think it's REAL!"
Sentimental
Feeling a bit sentimental and philosophical tonight as I have watched my kids play with a whole basket of dress up clothes and costumes and laughing themselves silly, coloring pictures of pumpkins with the beloved 64 box of crayons, being outside throwing balls, riding bikes, playing tag, squealing, cheering when it's Macaroni and Cheese for supper ... I know we are told all the time that the kids of today are more "sophisticated" and that we need to prepare them for a whole different world from what we know .. but actually, I think children are the same as they've ever been in all the truly important ways. Yes, the world will be different for them in many ways, but the REAL things in life ... love and family and faith and kindness ... the truly important things of the heart, will always be the same. As for tonight, I'm smiling as I watch my own children tossing away the imposed cares of the grown up world for as long as they can and simply enjoying the carefree days of childhood.
Wednesday, September 20, 2017
Shoot
Kitchen sink got all backed up and when Skeet got under there to try and see what was wrong with the disposal, the whole thing exploded! Everything got soaked with dirty water, including Skeet's face and work clothes. I know that's not funny but ... that's FUNNY!!!!!! I am proud that all he yelled was "Shoot"!
Tuesday, September 19, 2017
Annoying
Skeet, Bran, Dylan, Lily and I were in the car this evening heading to a restaurant. Here is the conversation between Lily and Dylan ...
Dylan: (making all sorts of weird faces and noises)
Lilyl: Dylan STOP!!!
Dylan: (continues making all sorts of werid faces and noises)
Lilyl: Dylan, STOP IT! You are being annoying!
Dylan: (still making all sorts of weird faces and noises)
Lilly: STOP DYLAN! EVERYONE THINKS YOU'RE ANNOYING!
Long pause ...
Dylan: Grammie doesn't. (Then Dylan continues with weird faces and noises.)
Cracked me up because it's SO true!
Dylan: (making all sorts of weird faces and noises)
Lilyl: Dylan STOP!!!
Dylan: (continues making all sorts of werid faces and noises)
Lilyl: Dylan, STOP IT! You are being annoying!
Dylan: (still making all sorts of weird faces and noises)
Lilly: STOP DYLAN! EVERYONE THINKS YOU'RE ANNOYING!
Long pause ...
Dylan: Grammie doesn't. (Then Dylan continues with weird faces and noises.)
Cracked me up because it's SO true!
Bacteria
Lily just informed me that she would NEVER kiss anyone NOT in our family because if you go on a date, it's a complete stranger and he could have a LOT of "bacteria." A true romantic in the making ... 😂😂😂😂
Monday, September 18, 2017
Dad
Nothing like having your sweet 80 year old Dad show up at your front door just to give you a hug and be with you after hearing you've had a really rough day. Enjoying having him sitting in the recliner chair, watching football and just chatting and laughing. I have the best family in the world.
Pink Polish
Stopped to get my toes done after school today and sat next to the sweetest older lady. She laughed at the very bright pink polish going on my toes and told me she only dared wear neutral colors on her nails. She kept looking and looking at my polish and finally I said, "Go ahead!! Try the hot pink! You only live once!" And she did!!!! We both walked out of there with the brightest pink toes you've ever seen and that sweet, little lady was grinning ear to ear! Love it!!!!
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